A lot of people are sending curiosity emails about why Martin Day is so close to Christmas Day and I don’t know why they ask this website but okay let’s have a go at the answer.

Oops I forgot what the question was because of how that guy @ebonwumon put his book in the fridge like the instructions said.

Also he has Becel in there and maybe that is a Canadian Mounty Food and that’s why nobody knows what that is.

Just buy butter or creamed cheese if you need containers like that to feel cool about your kitchen so much.

Why can’t you make the book be next to that Dole!

Start being more sensitive is the lesson about Martin Day. Don’t be mean to short kids or kids who are too tall. Not everyone can be exactly six meters or whatever the conversion is on that one.

So many people are making their book purchases into those new kind of pictures still and those are fridge pictures and the book is in the fridge for that.

Bet you wish more of these posts could be in your internet house but everyone is busy being a turtle so much.

How does this stud author keep it all straight he is a woo woo bear.

Okay so @darth_icarus sure does love Nintendo and butter. Why do you have all that butter do you think you’re getting a free car with that. lol

It’s because the butter has a contest if it tastes good and you can win if you agree and President Bruce Willis is the judge on that one.

Don’t be a bully is the lesson. Goodbye for now.

(Make a click happen to make the picture be a bigger picture.)

Well maybe for you it’s time for your Christmas Experience to have its endgame but at this place it never stops and that means people like @bonniebell keep making pictures of the book happen inside their fridge.

Yep this is a website still for sure.

Maybe now you know how much making your book have a happy home inside your cold box by the food makes it taste good in case you’re hungry for a read.

Don’t forget to put gas in your car you are almost out! lol

Really those peppers look gross because of no lid and that is a lot of leftovers momma.

Look at how much e-commerce traveling a book can be good for and that book is this one and it’s for the website.

Go buy it.

Look what happens if you do and that thing is a private message board review for special strangers, and milkshakes, and etc.

So last night I’m at [redacted]‘s school band holiday concert type event thing and I’m reading The Christmas Bridge because reading a book is what I do during the boring parts of school band holiday concert type things when my son isn’t even on stage.

And I blurted out a laugh so unexpected that I didn’t see it coming which is what unexpected means.

(Yes, I’m writing things this way on purpose.)

There have been many moments of laugh making in this text book but this one was a real lol which means laugh out loud. It was on page 20 or 22 or so and it references Dire Straights and included an actual in print use of “lol” and holy shit it was funny.

Brian, I can only read this in small doses because my head can only take the style for so long before my brain starts to break — I mean that in a good way! — but so far this is pretty awesome. You’ve got an awesome voice. It’s hilarious. I’ve been reading a chapter or two a day since I got it and like it a ton.

You did it and that means you get a certificate but it’s not a real one so just use your feelings to redeem it.

Well here comes another thunder post on the blog and that means words, and being so deep, and etc.

Another person who is having their read at the Christmas book thought making the books be cold for their read-time was a good idea, and another good idea was when a picture of that process happened.

Here is the picture.

Oh looking at that is a story reminder.

One time some ginger ale and a book went to the store and the ginger ale said, “mommies give me to their babies and kids when they are sick!” and the book said, “can I stand next to you for awhile and then someone will read me,” and the ginger ale said that was a good idea for sure.

That was a free story for you to have and that means good luck with your day.

Ginger ale tastes like cereal with bubbles. lol

Lots of times in America and also other countries people are being so much about book reviews, and computers, and etc.

Here comes some more of that because of how a booty babe finally left a nice friends review of The Christmas Bridge on the Amazon website and that’s the dot com website not the other kind.

A piece of the review is the next part of the words blog.

There can be miracles, if you believe, as I do, that I’d gladly pay my entire cable bill price to see CELEBRITY KNEEHAB.

Does that make you want to read the book or what.

Five stars. lol

Okay so go and have a read at the rest of the review and read it out loud when you do that and then make your book buying happen.

Goodbye.

Okay so a big meme in the real world now is that when a cool book gets a new place to live the new book-daddy takes it and puts it in the fridge.

Anyway and again that’s how this picture happened is that someone else made the book become their book and then brought it down to the same temperature where the vegetables like to live so much.

If you can’t read you have to call it an icebox still.

Also this was a note that the book came with and it was a virtual reality note and that means email is how it got here.

How about that sack lunch.

Hey bud I bet there is a nice ham sandwich in there and not plain peanut butter like my mom made me have because of no fridge being in the schoolhouse.

That would be a funny thing if schools were really in houses but maybe that’s how it where you live, so this is where my apology statement comes in.

My school was a building because of how I had a silver spoon all the way through ninth grade but then a runaway incident happened and that’s when I started having a job writing a Christmas Bridge blog website.

The guy who wrote the Christmas Bridge book did a phone call and that was with internet telephony.

Why is it called that in Europe. lol

Anyway what he said was this even though this is only a typing version and not words that you can hear with your ears.

Okay start having your read.

Yo -

I finally got back on these vids now that I fixed the editing program and took an internet social networking hiatus. I haven’t quite figured out the creative angle, so while the readings are great, my contributions so far are weak. Goodbye.

Brian

So you know what happened next and yep that was a digital download of more animals and this time is a special treat because of how the footage was really dark, and brightness filters, and accents, and etc.

Like he said it means goodbye because that called being succinct. Now go trade money dollars for some vegetables and that’s good health.

Maybe if you have a spare kilominute you make a click happen and then do following at @rod_leviathan on your Twitter machine.

When he was a little boy he made a picture of the book appear and it was a picture that appeared because of how he took it and it was a picture.

Here comes a poem about it being in the fridge and that’s a note from Rod.

Here is a picture of the book in the fridge.

Shakespeare is the man!

Okay so you better know the next edition of the book will have a special page and that page will be about asking people to take pictures of the book in their fridge or toaster before they start having their read on it.

Also if it’s the digital one just put your phone or iPad or Kindler or your whole computer in the toaster.

Don’t eat those olives. lol

(The Author Guy made another version of this post that is maybe easier to have a read at on his regular Brian Spaeth dot com.)

(Look at how the book’s bad guy reindeer are on sale at Borders. Oh man.)

Hey so everyone might know how sometimes there are booty babes on Twitter and they say things about being hungry so much.

Welcome to the party! lol

One thing that is a special dish is those Christmas Chicken Tenders and that’s like in the title of the blog post blog.

Time for a recipe to happen to you.

Buy one order of Chicken Tenders and do that at MacDonalds when you do it.

MacNuggets are different – don’t get those!

Take them home and eat them but don’t do that until Christmas and put homemade ketchup on them a little on the end part.

The part that maybe you can’t understand is how you have to buy them on Christmas and make the person having their job happy to see you and you do that with a Christmas Smile and maybe a wink for them.

Can I have your email address.